Who, me?

J.P. Dierker is the alias for Jaxon Paul Dierker, the most creative pen name there has ever been! He thrives in the overwhelmingly constant adjustment of the gardening space around his home. Most of that time is spent standing there, in the same spot, confusing his neighbors, mulling over how to crush invasive plants and bring more bee's to his front yard. He has a bachelors in biochemistry and molecular biology (super smart dude, I know), and a masters in bioinformatics. He pursued writing full time once he realized that despite his amazing education, nobody wanted to hire him because of funding cuts in the industry by a certain administration sworn into the US presidency in 2025 and AI. With the rest of his free time, he does his best to out run and out lift a healthy diet that can't seem to escape a sweet treat at the end of each day. Somehow even just a small slice of peanut butter cheesecake can keep the pounds on, sigh. There is also a little bit of gaming hiding in there somewhere, perhaps more than is willingly admitted to the person writing this biography. Which is me, I don't know why the professional convention is to write about yourself in third person... But whatever I guess, why break convention now? So with that, I - I mean he - is very happy to now be bringing the world new stories that will hopefully leave a profound mark on the perspectives of those who read them!